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 8 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she can go fuck herself, stupid ugly ass face slut. Rude ass, judgement bitch. She complains about something half way through the fucking semester through a fucking text message. Grow some fucking balls, bitch tell it to my face. Scary ass hoe. Then goes and complain about me on Twitter and act sweet to my face. Face ass bitch. Saying she's going to move out, excuse me. Bye Felicia. She swears... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

Sam Houston State University

Bryan, Texas
 12 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is an entitled, huge pig, racist, and homophobic shit. She takes what she wants and eats what she wants, even food that isn't hers and that she didn't pay for. But at the same time she'll give us tours of what we aren't allowed to eat of her stuff. When confronted, she got defensive and would not listen to reason and just made excuses on why she isn't in the wrong. She leaves messes... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.

Trinity Law and Graduate School

Fullerton, California
 19 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because my roommate is not hell on earth for conventional reasons. As far as people go, she's actually quite normal. she's well liked, laid back and minds her own business most of the time. But she's a total control freak and she gets what ever she wants. With 3 guys living in the house, she has enjoyed spending her time getting to know them, and then using her looks and baby voice to manipulate them... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

University of Alaska Anchorage

Anchorage, Alaska
 20 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because i hate my roommate hate because she annoys the fuck out of me. She's a messy slob who never cleans her side of the room, accused me of taking her food, and always watches me. I don't like to be watched! She sleeps at 8 p.m every night so when I come in from work, practice, or just hanging out with my friends (latest is 11 p.m.) she complains. She's extremely nosy and acts like a total bitch... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

Bank Street College of Education

Brooklyn, New York
 1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because it is fucking two in the fucking morning, and she's still watching movies. She's been doing this every night for a month, but every time I try to confront her about it, she ends up talking about herself. I'm so tired in my classes, stop being a selfish bitch and let me sleep!!!

   Recommendation - . Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

Western Illinois University

Quincy, Illinois