I Hate My Roommate because she came into our room frantic saying, "um...I think this guy is gay." Playing along, I asked why and she told me, "because he didn't check me out in the elevator." Astonished, I politely stated, "maybe you aren't his type" in which she replied, "no, I have big boobs and a big butt, what guy doesn't like that?"
Recommendation - . While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
I Hate My Roommate because it began with her never washing up and me being nice and doing it for her, thinking she was just too busy. I then started to realise that she was rarely ever busy and spent most of her time in front of the T.V on the couch (my T.V I may add!). So I left the washing up, thinking that she would do it as she has so much spare time on her hands. It did not work like that. The washing up pile just... [continue]
Recommendation - . Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood
donor, organ donor).
I Hate My Roommate because she rarely washes her dishes, and when she does, she doesn't use any soap. She leaves her stuff on the drying rack for days, so there is never any room for any of my things. She always spills things and never wipes the counters. She always feels that the best time to try to talk to me is while I am brushing my teeth. Her solution to everything is alcohol and for some reason thinks I think... [continue]
Recommendation - . Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been
watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're
not sorry because this time, they deserved it.
I Hate My Roommate because she steals my food, disrespects my friends, thinks she is really pretty and thinks shedoes loads of charity. In reality she's a little theief with a big ego. She thinks she's so mindful but shes not.
Recommendation - . Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.
I Hate My Roommate because he leaves dishes in the sink for weeks at a time, breaks my things in the Apt. and denies knowing anything about it. I guess we have a third roommate, Casper the fucking ghost who likes to go around and break things. Oh yea, and he has never cleaned a single thing in the Apt. (carpet, bathroom, kitchen, etc.) since we moved in 7 months ago. I guess he didn't get the memo that the fucking maid... [continue]
Recommendation - . Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective
student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate
protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings.
Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.