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 2 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is a son of a bitch.

   Recommendation - . Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.
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Central Washington University

Pasco, Washington
 4 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is rude and snobby. All she does is talk shit about people on the phone and sleep. When she wakes up, she turns on the tv and doesn't give a fuck if she wakes me up. I always try to be considerate and not wake her up. She doesn't talk to me, and gives me a disapproving look everytime she sees me like she's better than me or something. Fuck her, I may not be the best roommate ever, but at... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
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Nossi College of Art

Murfreesboro, Tennessee
 6 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is a fucking bitch whos loud as fuck at all hours of the night with her ugly ass boyfriend living with her and always having loud sex. I wish she would fucking fail or drop out so i never have to see her stupid cunt self again!!

   Recommendation - . Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.
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Georgia Southern University

Okatie, South Carolina
 9 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she eats like a cow; her lifestyle is disgusting. She eats a ton of freign food that stinks and smacks her food so loud that I can't even think. I have started walking around wih my headphones in my ear any time I am in the room. With that being said, she likes to sk me to turn it down but i refuse because her smacking is inhumanly. On top of that she doesnt even get out of bed to eat she roll... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
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Westwood College-Annandale

Washington, District of Columbia
 11 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is a lazy self considerate nasty slut. When they say you don't know a person until you live with them it's so freaking true. The girl uses the bathroom and showers with the door open, she never takes the trash out. A few days ago she spilled juice in the fridge by not closing the top all the way so the next day she opens the fridge and says nothing, then later that night she had one of... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
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Georgia Southern University

Savannah, Georgia