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 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because because i was living with only with her in our first place and everything was good, we never argue and we loved each other. Now we moved with another girl with I hated since the very first day and she knew it, she became very close to the girl and they both talk bad stuff about me when I'm not with them. I thought about leaving my bed because of the second girl but I wasn't able to find... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
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Stratford University

Washington, District of Columbia
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because i was living with only with her in our first place and everything was good, we never argue and we loved each other. Now we moved with another girl with I hated since the very first day and she knew it, she became very close to the girl and they both talk bad stuff about me when I'm not with them. I thought about leaving my bed because of the second girl but I wasn't able to find someone to... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
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Stratford University

Washington, District of Columbia
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is very loud, he smells like pork rinds, eats all my food that I buy for myself, turns the TV up really loud, snores very very loudly, he sounds like a hog with asthma, it's awful. And I have to share a 15 foot-by 10 foot dorm room with the guy. Keith if you see this, you suck

   Recommendation - . Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
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Tiffin University

Bowling Green, Ohio
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because her boyfriend is at home all the time, literally 24x7. They just started dating three months ago and act like they're joined at the hip. She used to be be my roommate last year along with two other girls and was a good friend. But now it's just her and me (and the bonus roommate her bf) so she acts like a pricey bitch. Doesn't talk to me, barely acknowledges me, and acts like I should be... [continue]

   Recommendation - . "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
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Lakeview College of Nursing

Champaign, Illinois
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is an old ex of my best friend that i wish i could fucking make disappear. he is 30 years old, he doesn't take out the trash, do the dishes, vacuum, let alone clean up a counter. he does not own a single thing in our apartment. i am totally serious, i own everything, the tv, the rugs, the couch, the chairs, the bookcases, the silverware and cookware, and i pay all the bills, little bitch... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
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Southwestern University

Austin, Texas