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 1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because they do no understand what cleaning means to most people. If the kitchen sink is full of your dishes and the next words out of your mouth are why we dont have any cleans dishes i end up pointing to the sink. for the past 4 months ive been patient allowing little things to slip by without bothering me. Asking me why utilities were so expensive in winter even though you turned up the heat to 75... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
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University of Phoenix-Indianapolis Ca

Muncie, Indiana
 4 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he fucking cracks his knuckles every 3 seconds, snorts in the morning like he's doing fucking cocaine, and always fucking looks at what I'm doing on my computer. Other than that, he's a pretty chill guy.

   Recommendation - . Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.
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Saint Marys College of California

Fremont, California
 4 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she absolutely disgusts me. She chews with her mouth open, she snores like a cow (and somehow manages to do so even when she's awake), her cheap perfume gives me migraines, and her trashy white girl vanilla flavored chai tea that she drinks 6 times a day makes our room reek of either an airplane bathroom or a cheap whorehouse--I can't decide which one. She's nice, and yet everything she does... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
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New York University

Bronx, New York
 5 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because i hated my roommate long before this incident, but this is icing on the cake. So she gets off work from her job at a call center and tells me she has something important to tell me.. I'll fill you in on the background details. I know this crazed woman from playing an online game, we shared the same guild and via game-texting she seemed like a likeable person from what I could tell. One thing... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
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Weber State University

Midvale, Utah
 6 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he constantly uses my pocket pussy without telling me, and eats my toilet paper all the time. We literally go through 18 rolls a week and im tired of it. He also ran over my dog Charlie, Charlie is no longer winning.

   Recommendation - . Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
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ITT Technical Institute-Greenville

Forest City, North Carolina