I Hate My Roommate because she always sleeps on the couch until 2 or 3 in the afternoon! She moved the kitchen table into the living room by the couch! I hate how she brings people over at 2 in the morning when I have to wake up early every day for class! I hate how she showers at 4:30 in the morning and wakes me up!
Recommendation - . Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate
asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you
food and water.
I Hate My Roommate because i hate my Roommate! Everytime he takes a shit or shower he never turns on the bathroom fan and it fumigates the whole place! Fills it up like a outhouse with humidity issues! Plus he never cleans anything! And shaves in the bathtub and it always clogs the damn drain and I have to use a damn plunger, I CANT WAIT TILL I MOVE OUT!!!!!
Recommendation - . Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of
the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of
him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."
I Hate My Roommate because she cleans my side of the room and I have to go on a fucking sagvenger hunt for all my shit. I endlessly tell her to stay on her side but she insists to keep cleaning. Wherever I go, she goes. She acts like she is fucking stuck to my hip, get some friends!!!!
Recommendation - . Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at
your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
I Hate My Roommate because he is a piece of shit who leaves the light on and talks 24/7 on Skype to his whore girlfriend about meaningless shit and has the audacity to have a problem with me, when all I do is put in my headphones and sleep. I fucking hate this worthless piece of shit. please keep me from killing him.
Recommendation - . Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and
tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for
several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off
all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
I Hate My Roommate because i HATE my roommate, every night the guy drinks 13 beers and just spends the whole night bitching about everything. Shoving hot coals in my anus sounds more appealing to me than having to spend another day here.
Recommendation - . While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.