I Hate My Roommate because because he is so anal'y tidy I feel like I can't do anything in this house! I'm a generally tidy person and have never had this problem before but I get home tonight and he has a go because I hadn't washed a mug. Not a stack of dishes, not a pan not even a plate but ONE SINGLE MUG! I am sick of feeling like I live in a fucking show home!
Recommendation - . Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you
wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses.
Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.
I Hate My Roommate because wARNING if you are living with a 34 year old women who owns a dark gray schnauzer in off-campus housing, be very careful. NGL apartments. She is not to be trusted and she will use your stuff and manipulate you. My other roommates and I have literally been told to "sleep with our eyes open" by a women who knew her. We are all trying to move out because of her. She appears to be a nice person at... [continue]
Recommendation - . Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats
eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
I Hate My Roommate because she is inconsiderate, she is loud when she gets ready in the morning, slamming cabinets and drawers. She does not feed her cat or clean out the litter (which is shared by her cat and mine). She had her "boyfriend" over every night except for when she had other friends stay from out of town (who she tells me "are coming to stay" not asking if they can stay). And she has really loud sex and when... [continue]
Recommendation - . Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and
scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then
go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
I Hate My Roommate because she is extremely sketchy. She is 34 living at an apartment complex full of UCF college students. She doesn't work nor go to school so she stays up all night making noise in the kitchen. She leaves her dirty dishes in the sink until they smell. Her dog constantly barks in the morning and she never does anything about it. She wont let any of us turn up the thermostat, even when I had a fever and... [continue]
Recommendation - . Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as
you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking
at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
I Hate My Roommate because she's the most inconsiderate person I've ever met. She comes back to the dorm at 4 am and wakes me up all the time but won't start working earlier or make any attempt to compromise. She leaves the door wide open when neither of us is in the room but insists that its fine cause no one on our floor would steal. We talked about it but again no compromise. Her friend is always in our room with... [continue]
Recommendation - . Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If
your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you
anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her