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  7 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because i moved in with three people off of Craigslist...being Craigslist, I was naturally pretty leery, but after a couple of weeks found the place to be a quiet, clean, nice place. THEN, about eight months after moving in, one of the roommates moved out, and the guy whose name is on the lease (four bedroom, but he's been living here for about a decade) rents, or gives, the room to one of his... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Help! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.
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Mirrer Yeshiva Cent Institute

Elmhurst, New York
  16 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she knows that I like Goatrousers, and she had some and asked me if I want to have one ( that´s really friendly) after I have chosen which ones I want to have I said thanks to her, while she sat on the sofa with my other flatmate. And than she said "but don´t you think you should give me some money?!!" She made me feel ashamed infront of my other flatmate. I have chosen the trousers which I... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
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University of Western States

Portland, Oregon
  24 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she's so annoying and she treats me like I'm a walking bank account. I apologize your poor ass can't afford some toilet papers.

   Recommendation - . Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
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Woodbury University

Los Angeles, California
  1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because he's completely the opposite of my personality and, at nearly 30 years old, is a mama's boy! About eight months after I finished my schooling and lack of finding work near my parents house, I left them to move in with my now fiance. The house belongs to his dad, whom is now living out of state, but allows my fiance, me and my future brother in law to live here so long as bills are paid. The... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.
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Charleston School of Law

Beaufort, South Carolina
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he's a complete mamas boy, when things don't go his way he feels the need to run to her and cause issues. Our current apartment is in my name, the electricity is in my name, yet he thinks he can tell me how things are going to go in my apartment. Asked him not to eat in his room and he responds with " they're my dishes" I seriously want to slap his rude, obnoxious, no job self with a six foot... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
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University of Western States

Portland, Oregon