I Hate My Roommate because my boyfriend and I talk at night in a separate room in NORMAL noise level voices but one of my homosexual flat mates sends me a text that says "you have to stop talking after 12 am for the next week or go live elsewhere" when he doesn't even live here 99% of the time. I'd get it if we were in the same room, but the rooms are completely separate and we just talk normally. It's so irritating... [continue]
Recommendation - . When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming
angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom.
She said she'd call back."
I Hate My Roommate because for years when we initially moved in together he rubbed he paycheck in my face as an excuse for him to get away with the things he did and said. Fast forward to now, and he is $10k in debt with me after I have bailed him out of credit card debt and after he mired himself in debt with his car that I told him was a bad idea. He doesn't pay rent anymore, just for the internet. He spends his... [continue]
Recommendation - . Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to
McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and
I Hate My Roommate because she thinks she can just turn off my fridge without even discussing it with me after I confronted her about it the first time she turned it off. She is a sneaky bitch who does whatever she wants when I'm out the house but is too cowardly to talk to me about it. I want to kick her massive teeth in. She stomps round the house like an elephant, she takes up the other fridge with 3 tubs of goose... [continue]
Recommendation - . Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and
then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick.
Continue this process for several weeks.
I Hate My Roommate because she's bitching to her friend about me while I'm in my room. Complaining that I'm a slob and am taking up too much room in the fridge. Dumbass hypocrite. I left 1 pizza box and a can of soda on the dining room table and just have leftovers in the fridge because my friend came over for a week. Sorry, but I have a job and this was the FIRST time I've ever left anything in the 9 months we've... [continue]
Recommendation - . Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it
and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."