I Hate My Roommate because i hate my rommate because he is a really boring, annoying and hysterical person.
Recommendation - . Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start
to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you,"
storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the
pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
I Hate My Roommate because she is the most useless person I have ever met and she should go to a college near home so as to not inflict her grumpy attitude on me! She is in bed 24/7, minus the three hours a day she shuffles out for class. She hates the smell of my vanilla wax warmer (which I now don't use because I am TRYING to be nice to this person) BUT I HATE THE SMELL OF HER ARTIFICIAL SAUSAGE IN THE MORNING. MMmm,... [continue]
Recommendation - . Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how
they got there.
I Hate My Roommate because she hated me first! She won't even so much as talk to me and when she does it's really small shit. Not to mention she's a slob. The same oil filled pot has been sitting on our stove top for a week now and I refuse to clean it up, I am not the bitch of the house, sorry. The bathroom is covered in her hair and we're beginning to have bug problems because of her. She also brings her friends... [continue]
Recommendation - . Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the
napkin. Throw everything else away.
I Hate My Roommate because even though she is an interior design major, she SUCKS at decorating. This wouldn't be a problem with me, but our dorm now looks like shit. She hung her paper lanterns up with scotch tape. They fell down within a day and she just left them. She left all of her food in a pile in front of the futon so you can only sit on half of it, even though she has plenty of room in her bed room to keep it.... [continue]
Recommendation - . Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile
them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are
coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the
I Hate My Roommate because she's such a hypocritical control freak, and the most passive aggressive person I have ever met. Every freaking day she makes these little comments like "oh are you going to clean that?" "You're having people over, thanks for telling me (sarcasm)" and other such things. The issue I have with this is that I am the one who does the dishes for both of us (along with cleaning the floors and... [continue]
Recommendation - . Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go
to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come