I Hate My Roommate because she's ridiculously immature. She gets drunk off her ass and stumbles home at 2am after the bar closes, only to puke all over the toilet an hour later. She and her boyfriend are one of the most obnoxious couples I've ever encountered, whenever he's here she's all over him. She ALWAYS leaves every goddamn light on, she skips classes frequently, she has horrible taste in music and always plays... [continue]
Recommendation - . Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it
and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."
I Hate My Roommate because she has no self-respect. She has a boyfriend who's a poor-ass bum whom never pays for anything. He has no personality and he likes to pretend we are "friends" but in fact we are not. He's only hear once a week, but when he is..it's her liked in her room with him and them having cringy sex, The kind of sex that you know it's just her pretending to like it and him doing missionary until her... [continue]
Recommendation - . Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If
your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you
anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her
I Hate My Roommate because sHE IS A FEMALE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She literally yells at me about everything and is so passive aggressive that I'm starting to believe that she LIKES to be a shitty person!!! Not to mention I clean up her puke when she excessively drinks, but she's TOO HAMMERED to even remember so SHE HATES ME TOO!!!
Recommendation - . Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops
out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
I Hate My Roommate because he is the most selfish, dirty, mommas boy, lazy, stuck up asshole that has ever walked the earth. We have a small apartment so I can't ever escape him. We share a bathroom, and you would think that since I'm the girl in the house, it would be my hair all over the floor, wrong, it's his damn pubic hair, in the tub, on the floor, toilet, and even the damn sink. He shits and pisses everywhere, ... [continue]
Recommendation - . Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw
the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I
want to watch them suffer."
I Hate My Roommate because she drinks herself unconscious for days until she smells like stale beer and yeast infection. Then her parents try to get me involved. And basically likes to move the bf of the month in and monopolizes common areas. She never compromises and is all together a spoiled bitch.
Recommendation - . Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then
stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the
videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."