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 3 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is inconsiderate when I am sleeping or need alone time. We are both quiet people and would never actually confront one another with our issues but rather we both let our problems bubble up inside of us until we are ready to explode. I tried to be friendly with her in the beginning of the year but she would rather stay in and watch netflix and sit on twitter all day long with the curtains... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
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University of Indianapolis

Bloomington, Indiana
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because a kid who lived in the same hallway as me during my Freshman year hated our RA and decided that the best way to show his dislike was to take a huge wet shit on a lunch tray and leave it outside of the RA's door. He did this late on a Friday night and within a few minutes of leaving it there a stampede of drunk Freshman started charging down the hall. One of them saw the lunch tray and not... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.
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Ashland University

Medina, Ohio
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because first 3 weeks of college, my roommate and I shared a common room with two other roommates. The two others were big party animals (cool with me) but one night, one of them, goes out, gets absolutely hammered, pukes, etc, so my roommate and I clean her up. Next morning we go to leave the apt and the entire place smells like shit. Not figuratively, LITERALLY. We check on drunk roommate. She is... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.
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SUNY at Geneseo

Rochester, New York
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because one night I wake up around 2am, pretty late, and go to get a drink. While I'm pouring water in a glass, one of my housemates opens his door (his room was on the ground floor, mine was upstairs), walks into the living room in only his boxers and pisses all over the TV. I'm just kind of dumbfounded and think fuck it, I'll deal with this in the morning. Next day he gets up around midday and when... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
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University of St Augustine for Health

Jacksonville, Florida
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because my roommate freshmen year of college was pretty nervous about his soon-to-be new dormitory living situation. You know, moving in with a complete stranger, it makes sense. What didn't help this fact, though, was that he had been hearing way too many dorm-room horror stories of crazy, nasty, or downright terrifying roommates. One of the stories in particular was of a friend of his that had woken... [continue]

   Recommendation - . When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
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Everest University-Tampa

Saint Petersburg, Florida