I Hate My Roommate because all he does all day is sit as his computer playing video games and then goes to work. he loves to think hes all high and mighty and the smartest one in the house when he has no schooling except high school. Everything he says hes right about even if he is completely wrong, even if i google it and show him...he still thinks hes right and obviously google fucked up.... he has never in the two... [continue]
Recommendation - . Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room
and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate.
One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will,
leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh,
are you dying?"
I Hate My Roommate because once she locked me out of the room when I went to go take a shower. When I came back in my towel, I knocked, but she didn't answer. I could hear her using the vibrator inside the room. After 10 minutes of my standing there, the vibrating noise finally stopped and she opened the door with sleepy eyes and a confused face and said, "Did you lock yourself out or something?" Oh. My. God. What a... [continue]
Recommendation - . Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every
day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down
underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to
return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.
I Hate My Roommate because they are disgusting pigs that never buy toilet paper, take out the trash, or clean anything. At one point one of threw up causing the drain to clog and never called maintenance. After calling maintenance I told them to be home because I had class the next morning, for some reason they all decided to leave that night. I live with a bunch of irresponsible, spoiled, lazy, and inconsiderate... [continue]
Recommendation - . If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with
a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
I Hate My Roommate because every moment he is awake, he is playing video games and yelling at the top of his lungs the most retarded, offensive shit. His room is a fucking mess. He never cleans or does dishes, and has a bad habit of leaving dirty dishes in his room, so the rest of us don't get to use them... He is obsessed with my cats and takes them into his room at night and shuts the door. His dad buys him... [continue]
Recommendation - . Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about
his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a
full report. Insist that he/she do the same.
I Hate My Roommate because from the day she moved in she has glared at me overtime I walk into our room like I am invading her space. If she comes in while I am asleep she will turn on every light but the one main one. Lights bother me I told her this. I asked her to only turn on the ones she needs but she was like well it doesn't bother me. She will monolog to me. I have stopped talking to her after I got an hour long... [continue]
Recommendation - . When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming
angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom.
She said she'd call back."