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  5 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is a slob, a jerk, and smokes cigarettes in the apartment. I've lived in my place for four years now with three guys (I'm a girl), and this guy (who I get to share a bathroom with) is the only problem. In 4 years, he has never once cleaned the bathroom. He claims he "just doesn't see that kind of stuff". How?! HE'S IN HIS 30's! He smokes in his bedroom, which is close to mine, and leaves his door open so everything stinks. My boyfriend is asthmatic and can't stay over at my place because of the roommate. This guy also just got a puppy that he refuses to crate train so it pisses and... [continue]

Talmudical Seminary Oholei Torah

New York City, New York
  7 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is a slob. She never cleans up after herself and then tells the landlord I don't clean and she's the one who does everything around the house. She straight lies and acts like a victim. She is also a slut who had multiple boys over every week until she got a boyfriend. Her new boyfriend got really drunk and tried to fight my boyfriend and didn't remember it the next day. He now refuses to talk to anyone and makes it very uncomfortable when he comes around. We all pay rent and he won't because "he doesn't live there." He does everything expect have everything he's ever owned at the house... [continue]

Alma College

Dewitt, Michigan
  7 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he never cleans the apartment. I vacuum and clean everything. He chews tobacco and spits it in plastic bottles and sometimes even our drinking cups. Last night he spilled his spit and didn't even try to clean it up. There is a stain on the couch and the carpet is still wet. He smokes weed and his room and never airs it out. The smell of damp air and weed is sickening, yet he wants the catfood to go on the balcony because it smells up the apartment. I really bothers me but I don't want to start a fight until I move out in June.

Argosy University-San Francisco Bay A

Mill Valley, California
  19 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because they use all my stuff and eat my food. They yell at me for eating one thing and bully me. One likes to clean post 11pm and belittles me. The other acts like queen bee when really she needs a reality check. If I move out, which I am soon they won't have wifi for quite some time and no more "free"netflix or food.

Weber State University

Salt Lake City, Utah
  20 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because 1.) When all four of us moved in her and her parents just started claiming practically everything except beds. 2.) She is not a clean person. She smells like regular BO. Her showers consists of being 2 min long max. I don't think she own deodorant. She also has year to clean the apt. She has not contributed to the cleaning supplies. 3.) This runs with 2.) a bit. She may not pay for the cleaning supplies but she excepts the apt. To be cleaned weekly me and my bedroom mate (we share a bedroom & the other two share a bedroom) are the only ones who do it. She also sets up charts for us to do... [continue]

Radford University

Roanoke, Virginia
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because i have lived with my housemate for almost 4 years but for the most part I really do hate her, I hate hating people but when you love someone who is an inconsiderate ass, you just can't help it. I blame myself for the fact that o still live with her, I had an out and I felt bad for her so I moved in with her but the bitch really gets on my nerves. She talks loudly on the phone even when I'm in the living room and watching something, she will come and receive a phone call, instead of going to her to room to receive it, she will start chatting there in a loud voice and laughing out loud, in... [continue]

Yeshiva University

New York City, New York
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because the first week of school she literally asked to borrow every fucking thing I brought because she came really under packed. She is not poor or anything though, she has a house cleaner... She still asks to borrow all my shit still though, and if she's not going right out and asking, she'll hint SO heavily as if I'm supposed to offer it to her. I don't mind sharing with my friends since we have a good relationship but her first impression was borrowing my stuff, being obnoxious, and rude. I can not WAIT till next year, I already have my next roommate establishment and she's awesome. ALSO, my... [continue]

Villanova University

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she constantly sings very all day, probably the most annoying songs in existence. When she's not singing, she's late-night skyping with her bf, who she often gets in petty arguments with that last hours. Occasionally, she takes a break from both of those things to make the most inane videos for snapchat, and, once when i asked her politely not to do that while i'm studying, she recorded me and started imitating me the rest of the day.

Dell'Arte International School of Phy

Cutten, California
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she throws things at the wall when I talk. No matter what time of day it is if I'm quietly talking to a visiting friend or family member she knocks and throws things at the wall. She's like 35-45 years old and has a family but her family doesn't live here. This morning her whole family came over all being super loud but I can't quietly talk to one person????? Not to mention the fact that I'm starving and she's been occupying the entire kitchen for literally 4 FUCKING hours cooking her gross, shit smelling food. She clogs the drain with her long hair then gets mad when I can't properly... [continue]

SUNY College of Agriculture and Techn

Freehold, New York
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he never cleans up after his lazy ass; I want a clean kitchen, guess what, I have to clean the kitchen and the do the dishes. I want a clean bathroom, guess what, I have to clean it. One time he obviously fapped in the shower and left the fucking cum stains in the tub, I mean, what the fuck dude??! He is absolutely shameless, if my roommate confronted me about my fucking semen in the shower, I think I would die... No, no Problem for him there. He manages to get the whole stove greasy every time he "cooks", because he just throws a chunk of meat into a pan and burns the shit out of it. Oh,... [continue]

SUNY College of Agriculture and Techn

Freehold, New York
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because my roommate will not stop singing. Worse, she sings in Japanese, complete with trying to replicate the nasal intonation. Worse than that, she does it LOUDLY. SHE IS A THICK ASS BLACK GIRL FROM NEW YORK WHO GREW UP SPEAKING ENGLISH, AND SHE IS TRYING TO LEARN REPLICATE THE VOCAL RANGE OF INTENSELY TRAINED JAPANESE GIRL GROUPS WHO ARE ALL LIKE 18 INCHES TALL AND WEIGH AS MUCH AS HOUSE CATS!!! When she's not singing, she is wandering around the room naked or eating pepperoni until she gets meat farts. She also has a supernatural ability to know when I'm about to start masturbating. She could... [continue]

University of Virginia-Main Campus

Sweet Briar, Virginia
  3 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he talked shit about my ex as well as my choice in women. He has also shot me in the eye with a nerf gun on multiple occasions, which may not sound like it hurts, but in reality it is. Finally, the biggest thing he does that offends me is, whenever I enter the room with my other roommates while he is there, he gets up and leaves the room!!

Wake Forest University

Greensboro, North Carolina
  3 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is a filthy bastard that picks his fungus infected feet whenever he can, wherever he can! I am sick of gagging every single day when I clean up the apartment! Oh yes, of course he "tries" to help out with the cleaning - Rinsing dirty plates with water (no detergent) and putting them on the dish rack together with my clean plates! That's his idea of "cleaning"! And not to forget that he has a weird habit of picking scabs off his body and eating them... like wtf?!?!?!? He would deny doing that even though we would confront him right away! He smells really bad, everything he touches turn... [continue]

Mesivta of Eastern Parkway-Yeshiva Zi

New York City, New York
  4 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she never cleans up, on the phone loudly, and gets into my business when I get on the phone. If I ask her to do something for sure she'll get pissed.

University of Southern California

Los Angeles, California
  4 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because they NEVER clean up and look at me like I'm a fucking disease when I ask them to clean up their mess. Constantly complaining about things in the apartment not working expecting me to fix them when they can call our landlords just like I can. The only time they ever do housework is when I ask them to, which is pretty fucking sad considering they are both fully grown adults. They eat my food, leave disgusting dishes everywhere and never empty or load the dishwasher. I wish that I could win the lotto so I can tent this place out myself...

Southern California Institute of Arch

Beverly Hills, California