I Hate My Roommate because he has never cleaned anything maybe his mom did everything who knows. when the sink is full clean the dirty dishes. if the trash is full take it out not play the build a trash tower.
Recommendation - . Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate
if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop
the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things
about your roommate at the funeral.
I Hate My Roommate because they are both disgusting pigs who can clean up after themselves. I share a bathroom with the girl and she leaves hair, tampons, razors and empty bottles everywhere. She has a cat that she never feeds of cleans up after and the litter box is never cleaned so the whole house smells like shit. The guy stays up until 4am with his friends and they're so loud and obnoxious. Then he sleeps until 3pm... [continue]
Recommendation - . Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows
how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the
room with concern.