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 16 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because i do not hate my roommates but I think they hate me. one of them 1 is the one we give the money to to pay rent and the other one 2 is a friend i borrowed 500 dollars in april and to the date he hasnt paid a penny, he always tells me ill pay 1 this months rent and never does so in the middle of the month 1 get upset because I havent paid my rent, 2 takes whatever he wants without asking for... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
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Yeshiva Shaar Hatorah

New York City, New York
 1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is a self centered, witch with a B, spoiled-only child that gets whatever she wants. I can't take being nice like cleaning the entire house, making dinner, doing the dishes, doing laundry, and taking care of HER DOG when she goes out of town... and I dont even get a thanks.....It is not even her house!!!! I can't stand people with a bad attitude... if she has a bad day she will take it out... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
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Mid-Continent University

Murray, Kentucky
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she pulls a lot of power plays and apparently everything I do bothers her. She keeps saying she doesn't expect us to be best friends, but when I meet basic cordial requirements, it seems like she wants more (and clearly I HATE HER). Back to the power play issue, I renewed my lease, because, unfortunately, this is one of the few places I can afford (DC is CRAZY expensive), and after signing... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.
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Corcoran College of Art and Design

Washington, District of Columbia
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because sHES THE MOST SELF CENTERED PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE AND INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT HER ISSUES SHE JUST IGNORES ME AND DOESN'T EXPLAIN HERSELF. THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS THAT IN GENERAL I PUT MORE EFFORT INTO THE RELATIONSHIP THAN SHE DOES. LIKE SHE DON'T DO SHIT FOR ME BUT SHE WANTS TO GET UPSET WHEN I DON'T DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE LIKES. I HATE THAT SOOO MUCH. SHE IS THE MOST SELFISH PERSON IN THE... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
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SUNY at Geneseo

Brockport, New York
 2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is a selfish, rude and inconsiderate person. I've never had to deal with someone who picks out every little thing wrong with me but he does. He believes he is right about everything and brings over the same girl almost every single day that I can't even hang out in the living room because she is always around. I can't be comfortable anywhere besides my room. He is constantly correcting... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
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ITT Technical Institute-Thornton

Fort Collins, Colorado