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  16 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is so dependent on me. Yes, she is blind and has other issues in life. But, that doesnt mean that I should be expected to walk her to class every time, cook her dinner, walk her so that she can buy her dinner/lunch, go with her to eat breakfast(getting her food too,) and bring her to the student store to buy soda and snacks.

   Recommendation - . Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.

Trinity Life Bible College

Sacramento, California
  17 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he & his shitty girlfriend are the cause of me & my girlfriend to stress out. He is so inconsiderate that he doesn't give a cramp about anything. We were great friends last year. Now that he is dating this stupid girl he is a complete asshole to everyone but her. He can't admit when he's wrong, he always has an excuse for something. We've had multiple talks about how my girlfriend & I feel... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.

Divine Word College

Platteville, Wisconsin
  20 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because although we sleep in the same room (in separate beds) he acts like I don't exist most of the time. When I ask him questions, he will simply ignore me if is too early in the morning for him. When I am sleeping, he will whistle in the bathroom, play loud videos on his phone, and do the dishes, all before 9 am when we both have night jobs! But it's definitely not as bad as when he worked a... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."

Parker College of Chiropractic

Arlington, Texas
  1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because he keeps a small pitcher, supposedly of water, beside his bed, but he doesn't let me look inside it. I keep asking him what's in it and he says water but if its just water why can't I see? Its probably sometihng boring but he plays this game to seem superior and I hate him.

   Recommendation - . Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.

SUNY Maritime College

Brooklyn, New York
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because they are inconsiderate, vapid, and downright annoying fugly bitches.

   Recommendation - . Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

Paul Quinn College

Arlington, Texas