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 1 hour ago

I Hate My Roommate because one is so sheltered and helpless, and the other is such a pig. I'm renting a room in the basement of an old lady's house, and she rents out the two other rooms as well. One is a pharmacy student about my age, he's pretty chill. The other is a pig, and the last one is the helpless surprise. Both of them use me for free English practice, even when I expressly asked them not to (I'm paying to... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.

Tarleton State University

Burkett, Texas
 3 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she is the most self centred, oversensitive, OCD anxiety ridden person i've ever met. She is constantly preoccupied with herself and if i do something a second late she's grumpy and defensive, but it's more than okay that she's forgotten to do something for a week but when i bring it up she is just so fricken defensive and bites my head off. I can't ask her to do anything because she takes... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

Southern California Institute of Arch

Beverly Hills, California
 11 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she constantly acts like my mom! she is currently telling me to work on one of my three essays due.. in three weeks. she always reminds me to take my birth control pills, even though i have an alarm set for that. and when she does remind me its like at 2-3 pm... i don't take my pill until after 7 pm so thanks for the heads up. again. i don't need her to correct me and say "tecnically... blah... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

Cooper Union for the Advancement of S

Sparkill, New York
 11 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she's fucking stupid. She's older than me and still behaves like she's 12. She's loud and wakes me up at 3 am when her fucking alarm goes off. Her stupid boyfriend is calling her all the time and she takes the fucking call even if I'm sleeping or studying! She is bossy and wants everything done her way. I really need a new roommate else I'm gonna go crazy!

   Recommendation - . If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."

Thomas Jefferson School of Law

Chula Vista, California
 14 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he kicks in the shower curtain after he takes a shower.. every time.

   Recommendation - . Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."

California State University-Sacrament

El Macero, California