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 4 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because he has never cleaned anything maybe his mom did everything who knows. when the sink is full clean the dirty dishes. if the trash is full take it out not play the build a trash tower.

   Recommendation - . Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

Bethany Theological Seminary

Muncie, Indiana
 13 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because i Hate My Roommate(s) Because, its Midnight on a wednesday they invited two random boys over and are screaming and taking body shots in the living room with very thin walls.

   Recommendation - . Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.

The Fashion Institute of Design & Mer

North Hollywood, California
 24 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because she acts like stupid barbie! She is only pretty, got no brains. Stupid bitch! She doesn't even know who Angela Merkel is!!

   Recommendation - . Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."

Weber State University

Salt Lake City, Utah
 24 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because they are both disgusting pigs who can clean up after themselves. I share a bathroom with the girl and she leaves hair, tampons, razors and empty bottles everywhere. She has a cat that she never feeds of cleans up after and the litter box is never cleaned so the whole house smells like shit. The guy stays up until 4am with his friends and they're so loud and obnoxious. Then he sleeps until 3pm... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

LA College International

Pasadena, California
 1 day ago

I Hate My Roommate because they're fucking dirty, messy, disrespectful, hypocrites, annoying, loud, irresponsible, oh, and they have a shit taste in music. Fuck off.

   Recommendation - . Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.

ITT Technical Institute-Saint Rose

New Orleans, Louisiana