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  6 hours ago

I Hate My Roommate because so my husband and I offered to allow a friend who we've known for years to stay with us after he got out of prison for selling a large quantity of pot. We'd been writing to him back and forth when he was serving almost 3 years and he said he was done with that lifestyle and wanted to pursue his career as a chef. He got out and got a job at a restaurant while in the halfway house. When he moved... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

ITT Technical Institute-Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because he is inconsiderate, rude, and never contributes anything to the house. He won't even take out the trash. He simply leaves it by the front door, I suppose as a reminder for me to take it. And he's ALWAYS here. Literally never leaves. Very awkward when I want someone over.

   Recommendation - . Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

West Coast University

Los Angeles, California
  2 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because eVERYTHING! The girl is untidy, loud and inconsiderate. Now being the clean freak that I am I understand that not everyone will appreciate my high standards of cleanliness. And I also respect that a persons room is their space, and that they're entitled to do absolutely whatever they want with it but surely there has to be a line somewhere. I don't even think its possible to convey the anger... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.

Miles College

Shelby, Alabama
  5 days ago

I Hate My Roommate because she's a total, inconsiderate slob. I'm talking rotting vegetables left out on the kitchen counter, dishes piled ceiling high, dead flowers flaking all over the carpet. SIX OF HER BOXES have been in the living room since we moved in, and she keeps telling me she'll move them but never does. Also, her boyfriend is over at least 5 times a week, though he doesn't always stay the night. Doesn't... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.

Biola University

Long Beach, California
  1 week ago

I Hate My Roommate because (My BOYFRIEND'S roomate) because she is an all around RETARD! Excuse my language but that has to be the best word to describe her! I spend a lot of time at his house, so I have to deal with her shit too. First of all, we are 29 and 31, she is 68! My boyfriend had lived there for about a year before this mongoloid (that's her nickname) moved in to the other room. She has a severe speech... [continue]

   Recommendation - . Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

San Diego Christian College

San Marcos, California